Moving on.
You're all considered new hires. As such, you have already been processed, sampled, and stored in your own separate phylacteries that we might hold you in thrall until your final days. Or your vacation days. Whichever come first. Welcome aboard.
As you may realize, this message has arrived by harbinger. Leave these guys alone.
For the love of DEIMOS, don't feed them after midnight. Seriously. We're not paying overtime to clean up after that mess.Lastly, Gladys has been terminated. All my personal correspondence will now be directed through Lucretcia.
Do make sure not to stare at her face. She doesn't take kindly to that.
Now, Melvin is still at large. Give him all due respects and courtesies as he rapes and pillages the countrysides. That's why we built the countrysides to begin with. He is our most accurate prophet, after all. (Next to the All-Seeing Bob, of course. But we don't talk about Bob anymore.)
Get back to work. Your lives depend on it.
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