Agent Dossier - Sigfried Laughter

Agent Dossier - Sigfried Laughter

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Agent File

Research Squad Epsilon

Medical Personel/Field Agent

Sigfried *REDACTED* Laughter

Surgeon, Field Medic, Experimental Physician.

Turned sometime in the 1800's during the Napoleonic Wars Sigfried was a medic in the Austrian Army. It is unclear weather he traveled to Egypt as a result of following his Sire or if outside influences brought him to the birthplace of humanity. It is in Egypt where he was welcomed into the folds of the company as a medical expert and surgeon. Since his employment he has served his *REDACTED* in the *REDACTED* department assisting with projects like *REDACTED* and *REDACTED*. Lately he has been assigned to Research Squad Epsilon as their medic and stealth operative, though it is believed he has ulterior motives for being put into the field.

Basic overview of asset history:

Vampire from the Assamite bloodline. Only known family is *REDACTED* and possible *REDACTED* exist. Genius within his field and quite skilled with scalpels and his custom equipment. Most notable field recommendation from *REDACTED* when he assassinated *REDACTED* without backup or notice. 

Only know family is *REDACTED*, known ties to India for medical supplies, professional associates outside of the company are few and none are mortal, Sigfried keeps mostly to himself and his studies.

Agent Dossier - Leonard "Lenny" Fedora

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Agent File

Research Squad Epsilon

Analyst/Field Agent

Leonard "Lenny" Fedora

Computer Savant, Coding Aficionado, Engineering Design Specialist.

Founder and CEO of LenTech®, a multi-million dollar computer and software company recently acquired by OmIn. Volunteered for field work with the Research, Development and Acquisitions Department. After multiple orientation and placement missions, Fedora has been assigned to Epsilon. 

Basic overview of asset history:

Changing Breed bloodline, Wolf. No contact with indigenous tribal bloodlines. Entire family slaughtered on First Change. Rose through public school systems, valedictorian graduate with honors Necropolis Institute of Technology on our Rising Stars Scholarship program through one of our subsidiaries. Went on to patent the first interactive hologram technology, secured for sole use by the US Military, beginning the rise of LenTech®. 

No known affiliates, friends, or remaining family, save for Fedora's adopted daughter, a young girl named Evelyn. As per agreements and contracts made with Fedora, no contact or surveillance of Evelyn is permitted, upon penalty of Grade 12 Punishments. 

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[Audio Transmission]

Crooked Island,  at the Eastern edge of the Caribbean. 

Mayday! Mayday! This is acting First Officer Wedge.  Main engines ... down. Emergency gener... runn.... fuel...

.....ew dead. Captain .... ng. Some sort of... .. w... i.... ripped through the floors.

Last known location.... ..cal miles East.... Bermuda. Mayday! May .... oh. Oh fuck. Tell my wife I fucking hate her. I left everything to my mom.

[End Transmission]


     Well, gentlemen. This is the last transmission from an officer on the E.V. Master of Tides, a Behemoth Class Luxury Cruise Liner that set sail out of Texas four months ago. It's recently been spotted by one of our posts near Crooked Island.

     Suffice to say, this is being brought up due to certain assets we had in place on that vessel. We need them back. So plans are being drawn up to ascertain the location of the Master, and recover our assets.



     Draft up your suggestions, my comrades. I'll be waiting to hear back from you.








                  Below is a sample of the last images sent from the liner. I cannot tell you how excited I am to see our team bring back that specimen.

I look forward to hearing from you.
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Inaugural Rituals and Sacrifices

Good Morning Minions. Yes, yes. Applause are required.

Moving on.

You're all considered new hires. As such, you have already been processed, sampled, and stored in your own separate phylacteries that we might hold you in thrall until your final days. Or your vacation days. Whichever come first. Welcome aboard.

As you may realize, this message has arrived by harbinger. Leave these guys alone.

For the love of DEIMOS, don't feed them after midnight. Seriously. We're not paying overtime to clean up after that mess.



Lastly, Gladys has been terminated. All my personal correspondence will now be directed through Lucretcia.
Do make sure not to stare at her face. She doesn't take kindly to that.








Now, Melvin is still at large. Give him all due respects and courtesies as he rapes and pillages the countrysides. That's why we built the countrysides to begin with. He is our most accurate prophet, after all. (Next to the All-Seeing Bob, of course. But we don't talk about Bob anymore.)


Get back to work. Your lives depend on it.